do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
THEYRE STILL FRIENDS
Do you ever wonder if you’re a good kisser?
parents: “u should be more active”
If you are afraid to talk to me because you are under the impression I’m too cool for you, please don’t be.
Not only are preventing yourself from talking to someone who you think is cool you are preventing me from talking to a cool person and making friends and I like friends.
If you are reading this, this is a personal invitation to talk to me. You don’t have to be witty or clever. Just say Hi. literally that’s all you have to say.
today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit
Tom stole my camera from me to take a picture. I told him I had it, but he was all, “I’m taller” so I had to teach him how to hold it (I dropped it & the battery thing broke) & he took the worst pictures.
This one he accidentally zoomed in on.
I CANNOT HANDLE THIS
ALL THESE FEELS
FEELS MY BROKE
WHAT IS GRAMMAR
"I had to teach him how to hold it"
"This one he accidentally zoomed in on"
THIS is how Tom Hiddleston looks in a picture he took accidentally and happened to zoom in on??? I bet there’s nothing he could fuck up even if he wanted to.
The eternal struggle
never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene
in 2014 can we just act like the doge thing never existed please
im deleting my blog
I know that the characters are fictional.
But the emotional damage they cause is real.
well, thats enough internet for today
I need this
Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them.
If only it were pink that one in the middle could be on Fanny’s coat of arms.
ohhhh my god I need this
For my photography class I did series of self-portraits in which I attempted to portray culture and counterculture for the past 10 decades. This is the product of that idea…
this is SO COOL oh man
I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles
Watch the video- it’s worth it.