johnlocksholmies:

loki-s-army-at-221b:

If John moves out of 221B in season 3

If Sherlock and John hug in season 3

If John punches Sherlock in Season 3

If season 3

IF season 3 is about the most accurate

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

writingonthecastlewalls:

boycastlegirlcastle:

writingonthecastlewalls:

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

castlesque:

Castle’s proposal to Beckett

there was a little piece of the music from the kiss in Always wasn’t there?

Yep.

I think it’s really cool that it sounds like there’s a clock ticking, and then it stops right when he starts to say her name. I think that represents Beckett’s perspective, that she feels like now it’s just down to just seconds until he breaks up with her, and then time stands still when she realizes she’s completely wrong

^ must reblog for this. Totally accurate. The whole thing gets more layered and more perfect as we go through it.

Words to keep inside your pocket:

• Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
• Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful. 
• Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound. 
• Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling. 
• Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like. 
• Aubade - a song greeting the dawn. 
• Ephemeral - lasting a very short time. 
• Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal. 
• Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in sound. 
• Billet-doux - a love letter. 
• Redamancy - act of loving in return.

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

harrysthefather:

harrysthefather:

SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM

HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD 

OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK  IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK

potterheadsassemble:

sircolinmorgan:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

he found his aroma lacked a certain appeal

he could clear the savannah after every meal

outlikealambx:

reblogging could not be avoided

dean-ismean:

how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself

I like being alone, but I hate the feeling of being lonely.

When you’re alone, you have time for yourself. Your thoughts finally catch up to you. You set your mind on things and everything is just clearer. Nothing’s bothering you and everything just feels right for once.

When you feel lonely, you feel as if no one’s there for you. It feels like no one understands you or is willing to listen. It feels like you’re screaming in a crowded room, but yet not one person looks up. 

izhtiekz:

i connect with this advertisement on a emotional level

romantically-dysfunctional:

whoa-my-ninja:

headcanoning this as a scene from when they’re in a relationship and living with each other

“I can’t sleep.”

“How can you not sleep. Aren’t you exhausted? Lila had you up until three in the morning.”

“Yes, I know, and now my body clock is all wrong.” A cry sounds from the next room and Ziva closes her eyes momentarily, her patience wearing a little thin. “I love Lila more than anything in the world but she inherited your habit for whining. And your appetite.”

Tony laughs innocently. “Well, sometimes fussiness is the price of charm.”

“Then she better be very charming,” Ziva says as she climbs reluctantly off the bed and goes to comfort her daughter. 

mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again