every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)
LOOK WHAT I MADE
reblogging because everyone needs to see that gif
I CANT BREATHE
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
please someone reassure my this is just fuckin w people right.
this is bullshit what the fuck
Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck
why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway
that is correct.
All moved in to my home away from home! Growing up sucks
Tony Stark, inside the helmet view.
me and my friends
Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.
I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*