when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
Under the sea played on bottles?!
Oh it’s still a bunch of drunk dudes in a pool, but it is also magic.
when someone makes jokes out of your insecurities
my president, ya’ll.
"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit
Emma and Hook in “New York City Serenade”
My boyfriend got me this for valentine’s day
dont trust people who dont keep their starter pokemon
This is basically what happened.
I used to believe
that smoking cigarettes
was the most toxic way
I could destroy my lungs,
until you touched my lips
and I decided
to breathe you in.”
Michael Grab has mastered the art of stone balancing. He explains how he does it. “The most fundamental element of balancing in a physical sense is finding some kind of “tripod” for the rock to stand on. Every rock is covered in a variety of tiny to large indentations that can act as a tripod for the rock to stand upright, or in most orientations you can think of with other rocks. By paying close attention to the feeling of the rocks, you will start to feel even the smallest clicks as the notches of the rocks in contact are moving over one another. In the finer point balances, these clicks can be felt on a scale smaller than millimeters. Some point balances will give the illusion of weightlessness as the rocks look to be barely touching. Parallel to the physical element of finding tripods, the most fundamental non-physical element is harder to explain through words. In a nutshell, I am referring to meditation, or finding a zero point or silence within yourself. Some balances can apply significant pressure on your mind and your patience. The challenge is overcoming any doubt that may arise.”
I read all that but all I got from it was “I am a fucking wizard.”