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iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

rachaelshaww:

My dog won by a large amount of votes as ‘cutest pet’ for the local newspaper. But because he’s a pitbull he was not given the prize or recognition. So disappointed with the ignorance of this town. At least I know Valentino is the cutest pet in this town.

lauraahftw:

durnesque-esque:

durnesque-esque:

the-lady-swan:

syberian-inc:

Whenever people call their boyfriend or girlfriend bae I just
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Bagelfire??????

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I’m sobbi nG

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

I want to _____ you.

cassbones:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

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I am both flattered and astounded…

WHAT DID I DO?!?!

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

black-nata:

natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]

clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]

clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

unbeliefs:

i just want a pretty face and nice clothes

xmpty-spacx:

thisrabbitsgonemad:

I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT

OH MY GOD

Into The Woods Stills

shylocks:

if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands

    drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

You ever walk into a situation where you know exactly what’s going to happen? And then you go into it anyway… And then when what you’re afraid of happens, you kick yourself, because you should’ve known better. But that’s just who you are, so you keep punishing yourself.

“I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.”

(via liqiud)