my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity
My dog won by a large amount of votes as ‘cutest pet’ for the local newspaper. But because he’s a pitbull he was not given the prize or recognition. So disappointed with the ignorance of this town. At least I know Valentino is the cutest pet in this town.
Whenever people call their boyfriend or girlfriend bae I just
I’m sobbi nG
imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma
reblog and see what your followers say
I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE
I am both flattered and astounded…
WHAT DID I DO?!?!
natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]
clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]
clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
i just want a pretty face and nice clothes
I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT
OH MY GOD
if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands
You ever walk into a situation where you know exactly what’s going to happen? And then you go into it anyway… And then when what you’re afraid of happens, you kick yourself, because you should’ve known better. But that’s just who you are, so you keep punishing yourself.